do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
So today on my way to school there was this dude CYCLING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US WEARING WHAT IT APPEARS TO BE YOWAPEDA COSPLAY AND MY DAD GOT SO PISSED THAT HE HAD TO OPEN HIS WINDOW AND SHOUT AT THE GUY “GO FIND A BIKE LANE, WILL YA?!” AND I LOOKED BACK AND SAW THE DUDE FLIPPING US OFF WITH TWO MIDDLE FINGERS LIKE OKAY DUDE CALM DOWN JUST GO IN A BIKE LANE BUT I STILL CAN’TBELIEVE THAT HE WAS WEARING THE SHOHOKU OUTFIT
TRUE STORY *note i DO regret not finishing S1 of Yowapeda*
this bicycle anime is weeding out all the weeb dads omfg
I’m gonna make a list of upcoming Fall anime where you can hear our boys post-sports-that-happened-to-take-place-over-the-summer/spring-before-most-of-us-went-back-to-school
The Free! boys:
Haruka [Shimazaki Nobunaga]
Makoto [Suzuki Tatsuhisa]
So, no matter what choice you make, as long as you remain who you are, you will forever be free!
I JUST LOVE HOW RIN THINKS THEY ASSUMED THAT HE AND HARU ARE A COUPLE BECAUSE OF HARU’S NAME LIKE
BONUS POINTS FOR RIN FOR FACEPALMING AT PEOPLE AGAIN LIKE
Hey, get up already. It’s morning. Geez… Why do I have to keep waking you up every morning? Huh? What? Because despite all my complaints, I still do it? Hey, it’s not voluntary! It’s boring when you’re not awake. …Ugh, nothing! Come on, if you don’t hurry up, I’m leaving you behind.
*and here’s when Rin tries to go a different route than Makoto and Haru and ends up making a big dork out of himself*
Mamo-chan I love you so much gawd damn it please never mature you beautiful dork omg… I am actually crying
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ENTRANCE EXAMS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ORAL PRESENTATIONS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR GIANT ESSAYS
GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK…
C’mon the ‘d’ shouldn’t be that hard to find we all use it 24/7
Ladies and gentlemen, King of the Court and Prince of the Pool
The rulers of sports trash at your service
from Docchi no Kare ga Suki desu ka
Hmm…I don’t like this outfit…it doesn’t even suit me. But she said she’d never come so I’ll just have to ride out.
This is all for the limited merchandise at the event!
Welcome home, m’lady. It must be cold outside. Please hurry and enter-
Whaaat?! Why?! Why’re you here?! Ah! Err…pardon me.
Didn’t I say you couldn’t come here?! No, I wasn’t playing around! I really meant it!
This butler café really needed the help so they asked.
When I asked “Why me?” they said they just needed someone that could change into this outfit.
Well, I didn’t really want to do it but they said they’d get me limited edition anime merchandise so I couldn’t help it!
But they’re limited edition merchandise you can only get at the event!
I didn’t want you to see me wearing something like this.
Because it’s embarrassing, isn’t it? It probably doesn’t even suit me!
It DOES suit me which troubles you?
Sorry, I’ve got to go wait on some customers but since you’re here now, please enjoy your time here. Ah, I mean…please relax at your own leisure.
Thank you for waiting, m’lady. Presenting to you Darjeeling 2nd Flush tea and chestnut cake*.
Do they suit your tastes? This is your mansion. Please feel a little more relaxed.
I mean, what do you think? Do you think I sound like a real butler?
Hehe! Me too! Somehow I’ve managed to get the hang of it so it’s actually starting to be fun.
Ah! The desserts here are delicious! I learnt how to make the tea properly too. That’s why – coming! I will tend to you in a moment, m’lady. Sorry for flitting around everywhere. Ah, that’s right. My break is coming up soon so wait for me, okay?
Thank you for waiting, m’ladies. What can I prepare for you?
What? Partner? I, er…I mean, you mean myself? Well, I will leave that up to your imaginations.
My ideal lady? Let’s see…my type is someone cleanly, clever and someone that is a true lady. Not at all. I kid you not. Unfortunately this is my ideal lady. Ah, of course, m’ladies here-
What?! Wai-! Wait!
Thank goodness I finally found you!
What’re you saying? Isn’t it obvious? Of course I’d come looking for you!
I hurried out here. I think the other staff will be mad. But you’re more important to me.
Ah, why did you suddenly leave?
You were jealous? Why? That was just an act. But…it made you jealous…hehe, I guess it kinda makes me a little happy.
But doesn’t it mean that you love only me too?
I don’t think there’s any need to be worried. That’s because you’re my number one.
So, I mean…
Umm…how about we get going?
Since I’ve probably been kicked out of the job, why don’t we walk around the school festival?
Now, let’s head out. Your hand, please…m’lady.
I feel like this gif was what I needed in life
He looks so unamused while doing it, which makes this even greater.
But wait, there’s more
BUT NO SERIOUSLY GUYS I COULD STARE AT THIS ALL DAY.
eh? you are still sleepy?
No you can’t, we will be late again.
hm? 5 more mins?
not that again…
you said that and fell asleep yesterday and the day before.
its no use making those sounds, its not gonna work today.
here, hurry up and change your clothes.
lets go together.
*then here’s when Makoto gets tired of your sh!t after you refuse to get up from bed for the 1000th time*
HOLY SHIT IM NEVER WAKING UP AGAIN
Swear this could be my alarm clock because once its get through the nice part his kissing will start and I will be falling out of bed to get it off b4 someone hears
OMFG. I AM SO GLAD I HAVE A SUNBURN ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW TO HIDE HOW HARD I’M BLUSHING BECAUSE HOLY FUCK… I’M DYING
I SHOWED THIS TO MY NINE YEAR OLD SISTER AND SHE WENT “WAIT THIS IS MAKOTO. WHY WAIT WHAT.”
"DOES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN IN THE ANIME?????"
SHE’S WATCHING FREE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF A DEAL.
you made a nine years old listen to this
Reblogging for that last comment
I seriously need this downloadable so I can make it my alarm in the morning holy hell
SHIT I WAS SITTING NEXT TO MY MUM WHEN I PLAYED THIS AND THEN BAM THAT HAPPENED AND I LITERALLY THREW MY IPAD AWAY AND IT HIT MY DOG AND NOW HE’S BARKING AND RUNNING AROUND THE LIVING ROOM AND MY MUM IS JUST STARING AT ME AND MY BROTHER IS CRYING WITH LAUGHTER
I LITERALLY RIPPED THE FUCKING EARBUD OUT OF MY EAR AND I AM FANNING MYSELF. I NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN HOLY SHIT
this is beautiful! like,the crazy shit that people have done while listening to this is amazing
I’m losing consiousness
I threw away my earphones and they fELL INTO MY FUCKING TEA
I thought it was going to be to like he’s acts like an asshole or something I did not expect what just happened dear god save m e
I pulled my headphones off and squealed like an idiot. Dad was sitting in my room and I guess he’s more and more concerned about his 20 year old daughter.
I also think we ALL need all those audios in one pack, downloadable. Because of fucking reasons.
I RIPPED MY EARBUDS OUT AND FELL OFF MY BED SCREAMING HELP
IT IS TWO AM
I AM SQEUA:LING
MY LAPTOP IS PLAYING OUT LOUD
I THINK I WOKE UP THE WHOLE FUCKING DORM
the things that people do when they hear dear Makoto
IM AT THE AIRPORT AND I SQUEALED SO LOUD. EverYonEs looKing At ME weIRD HELP mE.
I swear to God… I thought I couldn’t get anymore awkward in public. But NOOOOOOOOO, my headphones wanted to get caught on my elbow and yank out while I’m at the pool. (Also, I will forever repost bcs of the new comments
Pool-chan wanted to listen too
it’s morning, wake up already
hm? oh i’m grilling mackerel now
what? its alright, mackerels are invincible
now get up already
the breakfast will get cold
or.. do you want me to feed you?
*in order for you to get up from bed, Haru had another plan in mind*
MY FACE COLOR IS AN INDESCRIBABLE SHADE OF RED RIGHT NOW SERIOUSLY
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
WAI DO THESE EXIST
THEY ARE RUINING LIVES
//waits to see what people have done while listening to this one
After the Makoto audio, I was just WAITING for Haru’s.